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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:06 pm 
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source and more photos here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

What about an article in Asleep? magazine:
"Kanamara Matsuri-Is it for Christians?"
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
The local branch has heard about rumors of Christians sighted among the pagans. How displeased will be the GB if such rumors come true. Aka, this is brazen apostasy against the 8 d*** heads of the the Earthly part of God's Organization on Earth!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:42 pm 
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Shaking head...

Please, dear Lord, tell me they don't have a "Va'JayJay" (said for the faint-hearted among us - LOL!) Festival, as well. I'm not sure I could handle the images of THOSE, myself. But, then, I guess, as with penises: ya seen one... ya pretty much seen 'em all.

I do find it interesting that the Japanese penis seems to be circumcised. Very interesting, that.

Ummmmm... thanks (I think) for sharing, dear ANOMOS - LOLOL!

Peace to you!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:37 am 
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I saw that somewhere else and thought it was a JOKE!!! LOL ::))

I noticed also that their penis's look like they are circumcised or is it merely because they are erect, I guess its difficult to make them look good if they are hiding inside foreskins.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:22 am 
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Way TOOOOO funny y'all.......

And yes, I noticed circumcised :8O

Love and peace and hello to you dear ZOE......
Hope you are doing well....
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:01 pm 
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what is funnier is that these penis' brought zoe out to play :D /:)

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:05 pm 
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I was wondering how this thread was going to Pan Out..
It seems to be keeping the women happy!..
LOL!!..

*Wanders off Chuckling*

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Lol! That's hilarious!


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hey doll. "happy" is not what I would describe MY emotion upon viewing these organs.

i had one of the worst nightmares in my life involving a myriad of these 'thangs'. it was dreadful. and it was lucid but i was so intriged as to what the dream may ultimately be revealing to me on a DEEPER b:/ level, i stayed with it up to the POINT where i was now outside in a front yard, trying to dodge all these penis' of various states and everywhere i tried to step, a penis either popped up out of the ground or it was this spongey-type thing i had to try not to step on....and then there were the absolute petrified ones.

it was one of THE most awful dreams ever to be THRUST upon me. :/

that said.....they are also the funniest and most amusing organs to make FUN of....i mean, look at it, it's hysterical, yes? Do they ELICIT happiness? HAHAHAHAHA...I AM NOT HAPPY... KLAP ALONG IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY TOO...LOLOLOL /:)

::)) ::)) YES!

THANKS FOR SHARING!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:51 pm 
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There must be an issue with those Jap girls celebrating. Do you think that it has to do with the fact that Jap males are not so famous for the size of their reproductive organ? LOL!


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......................The WBT$ Penis Festival In Brooklyn New York..
..................Starring the WBT$ GB Rock Star Popes..
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s-Kally wrote:
what is funnier is that these penis' brought zoe out to play :D /:)

how ya doin?


::)) I read here everyday but since I don't have a lot to offer I don't post much anymore. Plus I am very occupied writing my Memoirs now. I have half a book done!!


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haha zoe...it's all good, girl.

sure sure, but this thread aroused you, somehow ::)) ::)) ::))

/:) /:) b:/

OUTLAW....ROFLOLOLOLOLOL ::)) ::)) { a real knee-slapper and gut buster at the same time}

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I am very occupied writing my Memoirs now. I have half a book done!!


Koolio!

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um, outlaw....one of those are now petrified....

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